Salmon-whata?

It turns out that I had Salmonella. That's right - food poisoning. It wasn't due to overeating. Hard to believe, I know. But the Posted Poo tested positive for a little bug named after an American scientist named Salmon.

According to CDC:
Most persons infected with Salmonella develop diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps 12 to 72 hours after infection

So the Burj lawyers can relax.

But this isn't over yet. Apparently Salmonella is a reportable disease. So I'm waiting for the guys in space suits to turn up and put our house into a giant plastic bag. Like the sad part of ET.

Anyway, I'll keep you informed of my progress. Depends if they let me blog from within the bubble.